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What happened to this site

ERICLBPDEASTSIDE — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:33:50 GMT

Dude, what happened here? Anyways, dude, im looking to play softball again, I am done with my K-9 training. Dude im fricken ready, anybody need a player this weekend? Hi tataaa, domican chip, sicc, boomer, panoch aka stfu, ralph#72, Jgoat, serrano, Mo, chef, fluffyguy, prick, how can I forget prick aka Mr. Miyagi, dougie, forty, serrano, tim mconaha & everyone else

R.I.P.

Gabe — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:23:53 GMT

Rest in Peace to this board. Now please shut it down. Eric da fake cope, eat a dick biiitch.

DE AQUELLAS TEXAS HOLD EM' FUNDRAISER TOURNEY!!!!!!!!!!

PieFace — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 01:37:46 GMT

Whats up guys, Saturday July 25th we will be having a poker tourney to help raise money for worlds in Reno & Arizona.

$40 buy in

you know how DE AQUELLAS/MANTECCA BROS ROLLS, PLENTY OF BEER GUARANTEEEEEEEED!

WE WILL ALSO BE HAVING BEER PONG TOURNEYS THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT. $20 PER TEAM.

WE WILL HAVE FOOD AND MUSIC ETC. EVEN IF YOU DONT PLAY POKER OR BEER PONG, COME OUT & SUPPORT THE BIG HOMIES!

dont u hate when this happens!!!

KNOKONMYKOK — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:43:25 GMT

WHAT DA FUCC IS GOIN ON

Leo

serrano — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:06:00 GMT

Hit me up when u get a chance .......

Didyougetthememo

Tetas — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:28:39 GMT

Check em

De Aquellas/Manteca Bros.

KNOKONMYKOK — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:59:59 GMT

5 & 0 tssssssssss

JGoat

ERICLBPDEASTSIDE — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:31:23 GMT

check your pm dude, I got a hold of the sponsor, I don't have your # because my cell phone was smashed last night during a pursuit. Let me know asap because my supervisor is going on vacation.

anybody

stunna99 — Thur, 28 May 2009 23:19:48 GMT

wanna play this weekend? just for fun throw together... let me know asap

Welcome to TEAM CHANGO SMACKPAGE down period...

STFU — Wed, 27 May 2009 22:03:32 GMT

you didnt know the board was in a slump?

but it is....

in a slump

what do you think of said slumper?

whats the next interesting thing thats gonna happen here?

any shout outs?

This board was crackin with funny stuff being said, like that watching Family Matters with your pants down type shiiiit. Where is everyone

RANDOM 8 PEOPLE WHO WILL RUIN YOU PARTY....

KNOKONMYKOK — Wed, 27 May 2009 05:09:00 GMT

Throwing a party is a lot of work, so its a real disappointment when somebody you invited ruins it. Heres 8 types of people to watch out for before you make your next invite list.

8. Person Who Insists On Cleaning Up Your Party While Its Still Going On

WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Right in front of you, asking if your drink is finished. Or, methodically moving through the party with a white trash bag and a look on their face as if theyve been hunting Osama Bin laden for the last 6 years and have narrowed down his whereabouts to somewhere in this party.

WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: Drinking a beer, much like sex, is far less enjoyable when someone is asking you if youre finished every five minutes. Its great that they want to help you clean up, but if youve decided to have a party, youve already resigned yourself to the fact that when its over, your house is going to probably look like the bathroom that Cary Elwes and Danny Glover woke up in, in the first Saw movie. I wonder if these people also decide to wipe their a$$ in the middle of taking a shiit, just to cut down on the work that has to be done when its all over!

7. GUY WHO GETS WASTED IN THE FIRST HOUR

WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: Right by the fridge, bro, cause thats where all the beer is!

HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: From the moment this guy shows up, everything he says has an exclamation point at the end of it. This party rules, dude! I am ready to party TO-night! Lets shotgun these, bro! Tits! Then, one hour and 13 beers later this guy is incoherent, weaving on his feet and saying stuff like Paartyyyygjlskdvm So, instead of kicking back and hanging out with your friends, you have to spend the rest of the night making sure he doesnt puke on your couch, piss in your plants or crap on your coffee table.

6. Person Who Only Knows You

WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: About two feet to the right of you, standing silently, staring at either you or the person youre talking to.

WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: You invited them because during the four and a half minutes a day you talk to them at work, they seem pretty cool and/or really enjoy the impression you do of a fellow coworker. Except as soon as they get to your party, they tense up like Alex Rodriguezs a$-$hole during a game in October. You have two options at this point, 1) entertain them and include them in every conversation you have the entire night, like theyre your wife or husband even though you probably dont know their last name, or 2) leave them on their own which leads to them standing in a corner by themselves, staring at you, causing your friends to ask you I think that dude in the corner is planning on raping you.

5. GIRL WHO STARTS CRYING
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: About two feet to the right of you, standing silently, staring at either you or the person youre talking to.

WHERE YOU WILL FIND HER: Shes usually holed up in the bathroom (taking up valuable toilet space) with three of her bestest girlfriendsall three of whom are overweight.

HOW SHE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: The worst part is that this girl isnt crying because her parents just died or she lost a limb. Shes sobbing into a fistful of tissues because she always needs to be the center of attention. If everyones not focused on her and all her problems, she just starts crying louder about her job or some lame guy who wont date her or how fat her friends are. This means you either sit there and let her bring down the vibe of your party or you take her outside and listen to her whine about absolutely nothing. If possible, pair her up with the super wasted guy. Shell think hes listening and hell think hes going to score.

4. Person Who Just Got Dumped By Their Girlfriend/Boyfriend

WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: In any corner where they were able to trap and force someone to listen to them talk about how they dont know what happened, and how it seemed like things were fine and then all of a sudden she just said that she thought that we were different people now. What does that even mean? Do you know, because I sure as fucc dont! I just miss her so much. My names Brian by the way.

WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: If I wanted people to get depressed as fucc at my party, Id screen a copy of Schlindlers list. The problem with these people is, they dont care who they talk to, and no excuse you give will stop them from talking to you. Hey, I gotta run to the bathroom, No worries, Ill just wait for you until your done, unlike my EX girlfriend, who wouldnt wait no matter HOW important it was to go to the bathroom and would just leave you with NOTHING while you were in there.

3. Creepy Dude Who Tries To Bang Chicks At The Very End Of The Party

WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Towards the end of the party, hell be wherever he hears the words I cant believe my friends left without me, they were my ride! or Im so (hiccup) fucced up (hiccup) I gotta lay down or something.

WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: Theres a reason why this dude waits till the end of the party to try and score; hes way too fuccing creepy to do so when someone isnt in some sort of desperate situation. Thus, although hes there because hes either family, a neighbor, or someone else invited him, you now have to hope to God he doesnt take advantage of someone at your party, otherwise your party will not be remembered as That Fourth of July Party at Bills house, and instead be remembered as that party at Bills house where that creepy guy tried to fingerbang Michele while she was puking.

2. Couple Who Brings Their Baby

COUPLE WHO BRING THEIR BABY: Off to the side, on their knees, pleading with a 6 month old child to stop screaming or right next to you, asking you where he can dispose of a shiit filled diaper.

WHY THEY WILL RUIN THEIR PARTY: Nothing says party like the sound of a screaming child and the stench of talcum powder and baby diarrhea! If there was a dude puking, shiiiitting and crying at your party, would you be cool with that? No, youd either be like Who the fucc brought this guy? But if you say that about a baby suddenly that makes you an a$$hhhole. Meanwhile, the party sucks becase everyone is being super cautious and attentive to the baby, as if the other 99% of the time that theyre not there the baby is barely eluding death due to unsupervision.

1. THE POLITICS GUY

WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: At the beginning of the night he usually stands right next to the front door where he overtly shows off his political button or T-shirt that says something like Once You Go Barack, You Wont Go Back or McCain = McStupid. Then, after everyone shows up, he stealthily mingles from group to group while nonchalantly dropping lines like Did you see what those fatcats tried to pull? anytime theres a lull in the conversation.

HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: No one in the history of parties has ever changed their political beliefs based on some a$$hhhole screaming about health care reform in the kitchen of a two bedroom apartment. His endlessly tiresome factoids and statistics about how much oil we consume and how the death penalty doesnt work will make your guests either leave or kill themselves where they stand.

Patron - The Jury Is In

KNOKONMYKOK — Tue, 26 May 2009 04:38:33 GMT

I consider myself to be a fledging Tequila connoisseur.

Tequila has become the new Cognac, at least in Santa Ana. Meaning it
has assurped Cognac/Alize/etc. as the new cool drink you want all your
cool friends to see you drinking, will impress the ladies, etc.

I had previously had the Silver and the Reposado several times and was
not particularly impressed. It was definitely good, but not worth the
premium price. I figured to give it a fair shake, I had to try the
Anejo, which I did last night (and this morning, as a tastly
breakfast beverage alongside a homemande sangrita I just slapped
together).

Well, same shiit. It's good, but not that good. Not worth the $45,
for damn sure. I can think of half a dozen tequilas off the top that
are noticably beter than this, that all run $35-40.

Patron is officially overrated.

STRATEGY

40, bubba, even old ass larry

Didyougetthememo — Sun, 24 May 2009 05:53:09 GMT

Way to bang all day fellas, one of the funnest tourneys I've played in a minute!

How many people HATE not having a fresh haircut?

KNOKONMYKOK — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:11:00 GMT

I get my haircut everyweek. I missed it last weekend tho cuz and i didnt wanna get it done on monday cuz the weekend was over and theres really no reason to look fresh, but it sucks cuz i got the mini jew-fro goin on right now and its lookin lightweight scrubbish. I hate this shiit. anyone feel tha same?

Fmylife.com

DEEBOnVINNY — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:19:30 GMT

Pretty funny stuff here guys LOL

http://www.fmylife.com/

LOL at this one:

"Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML